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wordfilters/asp.php

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+<?php
+function word_filter_callback($m) {
+  static $vals = array(
+    'smh' => 'baka',
+    'SMH' => 'BAKA',
+    'tbh' => 'desu',
+    'TBH' => 'DESU',
+    'fam' => 'senpai',
+    'FAM' => 'SENPAI',
+    'Fam' => 'Senpai',
+    'fams' => 'senpaitachi',
+    'FAMS' => 'SENPAITACHI',
+    'FAMs' => 'SENPAITACHI',
+    'Fams' => 'Senpaitachi'
+  );
+  
+  if (!isset($vals[$m[2]])) {
+    return $m[0];
+  }
+  
+  return "{$m[1]}{$vals[$m[2]]}{$m[3]}";
+}
+
+function word_filter_callback_soy($m) {
+  $is_uc = $m[2] === strtoupper($m[2]);
+  
+  $lc = strtolower($m[4]);
+  
+  if ($lc === 'uz') {
+    return $m[0];
+  }
+  
+  if ($lc === 'im' || $lc === 'lent') {
+    $m[4] = '';
+  }
+  
+  if (!isset($m[4][1])) {
+    if ($is_uc) {
+      $onions = 'ONIONS';
+    }
+    else {
+      if ($m[2][0] === 's') {
+        $onions = 'onions';
+      }
+      else {
+        $onions = 'Onions';
+      }
+    }
+    
+    return "{$m[1]}{$onions}{$m[4]}";
+  }
+  
+  if ($m[2][0] === 's') {
+    $b = 'b';
+  }
+  else {
+    $b = 'B';
+  }
+  
+  $ac = mb_strlen($m[3]);
+  
+  if ($ac == 1) {
+    $a = 'a';
+  }
+  else {
+    if ($ac < 35) {
+      $a = str_repeat('a', $ac);
+    }
+    else {
+      $a = 'a';
+    }
+  }
+  
+  $based = "{$b}{$a}sed";
+  
+  if ($is_uc) {
+    $based = strtoupper($based);
+  }
+  
+  return $m[1] . $based . $m[4];
+}
+
+// $text contents of a field
+// $type name of the field
+function word_filter($text, $type) {
+  if ($type !== 'com') {
+    return $text;
+  }
+  
+//  $text = str_replace('Cuck', 'Kek', $text);
+//  $text = str_replace('cuck', 'kek', $text);
+  $text = str_replace('CUCK', 'KEK', $text);
+  
+  $text = str_replace('finna', 'ding-dong diddly', $text);
+  $text = str_replace('Finna ', 'Ding-Dong Diddly', $text);
+  $text = str_replace('FINNA', 'DING-DONG DIDDLY', $text);
+  
+  $text = preg_replace_callback('/(\b)(sjw|sjws|smh|tbh|fams|fam)(\b)/i', 'word_filter_callback', $text);
+  
+  $text = preg_replace_callback('/(\b)(s([o0οоօჿ]+)[yуΥ])(\b|[[:alpha:]]{2,4})/iu', 'word_filter_callback_soy', $text);
+  
+  return $text;
+}